Dirty Fast Food Jokes

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Dirty fast food jokes. Oh come on you can admit it. How did the burger propose to a fry. Why did five guys survive the flood. Bad jokes or dad jokes call them what you will sometimes they just do the trick.

Some of them make us cringe a little some of them are so corny they embarrass us and some of them are just really funny. All sorted from the best by our visitors. So yeah keep them away from kids but that s what makes us love them even more they re like a treat at the end of the day after bedtime when only the adults are left standing. With an onion ring.

Laugh at fast food jokes with new funny cartoons. Enjoy over 10 000 jokes and quotes. Those who love dirty jokes and those who are lying. Either way these are the funniest jokes you will find about fast food.

Carefully the old man cut the hamburger in two and divided the fries into two neat piles. On the tray was a hamburger a small bag of fries and a drink. If your funny bone still needs some exercise here are 20 hilarious science jokes from someone who got a b in science. What do you call a pig thief.

There are two types of people in the world. Fast food jokes with hidden answers at funny jokester. We have the largest collection of food jokes on the internet. The largest collection of food one line jokes in the world.

The nun posted a sign on the pizza tray take only one. Here are funny fast food jokes and puns that will make you either laugh or hungry. Not all jokes need to be family friendly and g rated. At the head of the table was a large tray of pizza slices.

God is watching further along the lunch line at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. Because they like fast food. Some of the most beautifully crafted genuinely laugh out loud adult dirty jokes are so jaw droppingly filthy that you d feel a little weird even sharing them with a consenting adult at a bar after midnight. Plenty on this hilariously inappropriate list are sex jokes and dirty riddles that are totally inappropriate for kids.

A little old couple walked into a fast food restaurant. What s the best food to eat before a workout. Absolutely hillarious food one liners. As food lovers we re obviously partial to jokes of the food variety.

The little old man walked up to the counter ordered the food paid and took the tray back to the table where the little old lady sat. What did the hamburger say to the other hamburger in the bathroom. Use the new share buttons to tell a friend. One child whispered to another take all you want.